Everyday Dirtbag Entry #7.

– Pros and Cons of Dirt-Cleaning –

Pros:

1.  Dirt wicks moisture.

2.  Dirt grit scrubs like a Brillo pad.

3.  Dirt gives your hands a ruddy, tanned look.

4.  Dirt is edible.

5.  Dirt counteracts poison oak and ivy oils.

6.  A little dirt on the hands is important after going number two.

7.  Dirt makes all clothing into earth-toned clothing.

8.  Dirt is not wet, windy, or poisonous.

9.  Dirt could be classified as “extremely abundant”.

10.  On the second day, God created dirt.

Cons:

(There are no cons to dirt cleaning.)

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