– Pros and Cons of Dirt-Cleaning –
1. Dirt wicks moisture.
2. Dirt grit scrubs like a Brillo pad.
3. Dirt gives your hands a ruddy, tanned look.
4. Dirt is edible.
5. Dirt counteracts poison oak and ivy oils.
6. A little dirt on the hands is important after going number two.
7. Dirt makes all clothing into earth-toned clothing.
8. Dirt is not wet, windy, or poisonous.
9. Dirt could be classified as “extremely abundant”.
10. On the second day, God created dirt.
(There are no cons to dirt cleaning.)