Dr. Dirtbag’s ABCDs for those of us who are learning to read:
(If you don’t like Dr. Seuss and dirtbagging, you might want to skip this one.)
What begins with A?
All ascending Astroman…
What begins with B?
Bishop bouldering big boulders
between bouts of broiling beef.
What begins with C?
Climb the conglomerate carved ceiling…
Dirtbag does the deed
dimes a dozen d-routes
and drops dynos twice on lead.