Two of the best things that have happened when I was in Camp 4:
1. When Lee (The Underwear Model), Dane, and I returned to our campsite to find four guys with hand-made “You Are Beautiful” shirts on, cooking on our stove with our food. One of them turned and smiled amicably at Lee, and said, “Oh, don’t worry, Bro. You can have some too.”
2. When a classic dirtbag (wrapped in a cliche Mexican blanket) slept with a pile of food next to his head. He awoke to the sound of an enormous black bear downing his stash. Startled by the bear, the dirtbag screamed. And the bear, also startled, hit him once in the face, not too hard, as if to say, “Shut up.” The dirtbag’s nose and cheekbone were crushed by the half-hearted swat of the bear. Blood pooled in his lap as he sat up, still screaming. People ran and got the ranger.