Sexy Rejection.

Since my most recent rejection letter was a form email, I decided to spice it up.

If it had been both specific and oddly sexual, it would’ve gone like this:

Though we were tied down

by your scudding slick structure

we would not submit.

Or, maybe:

Your characters were

Sear’s catalog lingerie

not Victoria’s.

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