Everyday Dirtbag Entry #104.

Ten “I’m a pathetic dirtbag” moments from the past week:

1. I haven’t climbed on real rock in eight days.

2. My nine-year-old daughter did a third of my endurance workout and she didn’t even look tired.

3. My new (used) car looks too nice and shiny.

4. I had to borrow a cell phone and use it twice.

5. I couldn’t finish a burrito on Saturday morning.

6. I played golf.

7. I played tennis.

8. I only climbed on my garage wall twice.

9. I wondered whether or not an old quesadilla I found had gone bad instead of just eating it right away.

10. I heard myself say, “I really need to work today.”

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