Rejection Limerick?

I just received a rejection from a literary journal, and although I only read the form-rejection email once, I’m pretty sure it went like this:

We just read your pathetic attempt at a story

At the end, three editors were snoring

We turned it around

Flipped the page upside down

Yet the manuscript was still incredibly boring.

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